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[shuckit]

drop whatever here - prompts, pictures, tflns, network or log or pipedream AU, i'm down.

audio ⬡ text ⬡ video ⬡ audio ⬡ action ⬡ prompts

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from: https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/6412639.html?thread=2816103007#cmt2816103007

[shuckit]

oh
well
if youre throwing a bee hive at them im assuming youre not wishing them well

[wittingly]

yeah, true, but I think you're looking at the difference between assault & battery vs. attempted murder

[shuckit]

i thought that was usually the goal with assault and battery
i mean if youre throwing a grenade at someone

[wittingly]

I really think we've gotten a little bit into the weeds here

Remind me why the fuck we're throwing bee hives in the first place?

[shuckit]

because some people just need to have bees thrown at them
in terraria

[wittingly]

I feel like not knowing what terraria is has thrown a wrench in the gears

please tell me there's missing context that'll tie this all up

[shuckit]

its a game where youre stranded in wilderness
you craft and survive monsters, build a base
zombies come out at night

[ and after actually researching wtf this game is, it's probably not great how similar it is to like the majority of the trauma thomas has lived, but hey, here we are, apparently he likes it. ]

[wittingly]

you took like three years off my life by not explaining that way back at the beginning

just so you know

[shuckit]

youll be ok
theres a lot more alarming things to get freaked by than me bee-bombing people
or zombies
whatever

[wittingly]

yeah no I know
aliens, remember

but I have room in my brain to be freaked out by more than one thing at a time

[shuckit]

if i start seriously considering trying to murder a real person will bees
ill make sure to run it by you first
promise

[wittingly]

I'm gonna hold you to that

mostly so I can see you try and round up a bee hive in the first place
that's bound to be quality entertainment

[shuckit]

i think i could figure it out
assuming i could find a beehive in new amsterdam in the first place

[wittingly]

I'll take that bet
but you only get an hour of prep time.

[shuckit]

what about materials?
does the hour start when i start trying to move the hive
or when i start trying to find/make a beekeeper suit

[wittingly]

The hour starts when you start gathering materials
Sky's the limit, but you get an hour to put something together and contain the hive.

[shuckit]

i find a hive here and you're on
i wanna know if i can do it now

[wittingly]

what do you want for a prize if you win

or is this one of those "the satisfaction of being right is enough" pride kind of deals?

from: https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/6412639.html?thread=2816378463#cmt2816378463

[shuckit]

ok so thats 1 condom
1 candy bar for 1 orgasm, fair?

[speediest]

technically condoms aren't needed for orgasms but ok
sounds like sound logic to me

2. I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms

[veraz]

The piñata sounds like a good idea. Did you have too much to drink?

[ Mom friend activate! ]