shuckit | ＭｏＭ; ɪᴄ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ

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and sneakily haul it out of a mattress store on my hoverboard? yeah sounds like a great idea

then accept the sex bed
or sleep on the lawn

so long as i never hear/read the words 'sex bed' ever again

because it's been a rough week
i won't lie to you
and promise that

maybe i'll move into the tree in the backyard instead

you're making a lot of assumptions
on where i haven't had sex

...that actually seems like it would take some talent. balance, at least.

and also be really uncomfortable. bark, you know?

go big or go back to high school

i never went to high school

then learn to do impressive things in trees

like build a tree house?