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[aggressiveapathy]

seeing things/

[shuckit]

a cheeseburger bed

[aggressiveapathy]

it is a nightmare

[shuckit]

what'd my burger bed ever do to you?

[aggressiveapathy]

pickles where they don't belong

[shuckit]

if you're going to be in a burger, you should expect pickles to be involved

[aggressiveapathy]

but really not sexy

[ you're the one who didn't talk about real problem, tom

this is what happens ]

[shuckit]

[ wait





waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait



oh.



oh my god you are a horrible adult april ludgate ]

i want a new bed

[aggressiveapathy]

go steal one

[shuckit]

and sneakily haul it out of a mattress store on my hoverboard? yeah sounds like a great idea

[aggressiveapathy]

then accept the sex bed
or sleep on the lawn

[shuckit]

so long as i never hear/read the words 'sex bed' ever again

[aggressiveapathy]

because it's been a rough week
i won't lie to you
and promise that

[shuckit]

maybe i'll move into the tree in the backyard instead

[aggressiveapathy]

you're making a lot of assumptions
on where i haven't had sex

[shuckit]

...that actually seems like it would take some talent. balance, at least.

and also be really uncomfortable. bark, you know?

[aggressiveapathy]

go big or go back to high school

[shuckit]

i never went to high school

[aggressiveapathy]

then learn to do impressive things in trees

[shuckit]

like build a tree house?